Things that anger me:
- Bank tellers who act as if they own the money in said bank. Drive your busted down Cavalier back to your crappy apartment.
- Watch Salesmen. The kind at, say, Tourneau, or someplace similar. They too act as if they could rock one of the handmade timepieces in their stores. Sure, I may not be so flush as to purchase the Piaget you arrogantly showed me, but I will take 2 Breitlings. One on leather, the other on stainless, please. Oh. Here's a $50. Take the rest of the night off. Note: You still work at the mall. Except you, Ahmed. You're the proverbial shizznit.
- 117 year old drivers.
- 17 year old drivers.
- Skinheads.
- Thugs
- Reality Shows (other than the current 'Survivor: Cook Islands' and 'The Contender'
- The ugly guys married to the hot girls. Ladies, was he a warden at the women's prison?
- Bank tellers who act as if they own the money in said bank. Drive your busted down Cavalier back to your crappy apartment.
- Watch Salesmen. The kind at, say, Tourneau, or someplace similar. They too act as if they could rock one of the handmade timepieces in their stores. Sure, I may not be so flush as to purchase the Piaget you arrogantly showed me, but I will take 2 Breitlings. One on leather, the other on stainless, please. Oh. Here's a $50. Take the rest of the night off. Note: You still work at the mall. Except you, Ahmed. You're the proverbial shizznit.
- 117 year old drivers.
- 17 year old drivers.
- Skinheads.
- Thugs
- Reality Shows (other than the current 'Survivor: Cook Islands' and 'The Contender'
- The ugly guys married to the hot girls. Ladies, was he a warden at the women's prison?
posted by MCB at 2:56 PM
1 comments
